STINKY BOY ROBERT!

it baffles me, and now i cant sleep.
there is like a thousand and one more eligible guys so why must robert pattinson play edward cullen.
i dont know why i find this infuriating,
its like a total disappointment altogether.
and now bella is too hot for the vampire.
this just isnt right.
i was so counting on edward to be way better than..well, this.
stinking robert. i wanna stuck pins on him and shoo him to make way for a more qualified candidate.
urgh. im sucha nasty monster.
but now i rather stick back to the book.