the woman in the bus was so BLOGGABLE!
honestly, i was half-dying beside beside her. squirming about, uneasily.
imagine,
scratching her scalp with nails. flick
stuff her pinky into her nose. flick
next, insert into ear. flickflickflick
back to scalp, discovered massive lumps of ___.(i dont know what to call those, urgh)
put it to her nose. sniffsniff
(wat was she expecting, that things from her head wld smell like dior addict?)
anw, flick.
i turned to selina in disgust.
did a face, she returned the look.

call me bitchy but i DO NOT want to be a victim of the endless nuisance she flicks about.

just when you think that is disgusting enough, take this.
she crossed her legs in an angurdi way and started digging into her toes.
and those toe nails, bloody red they were. flick
it was awfully covered with funny looking mini pop-ups too.
and can i add, stroking her puny fungi-infested foot so tenderly.
then, it was her stop and she quickly rub her eyes, wipe her filthy hands all over her face before alighting.
like yucks, how can anyone be this dirty?

she's a classic, i swear!